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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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