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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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