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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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