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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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