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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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