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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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