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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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