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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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