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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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