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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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