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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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