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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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