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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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