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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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