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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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