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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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