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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮
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