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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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