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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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