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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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