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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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