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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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