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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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