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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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