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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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