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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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