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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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