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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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