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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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