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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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