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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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