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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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