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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Picard eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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