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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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