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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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