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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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