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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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