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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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