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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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