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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Izzy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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