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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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