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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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