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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Missy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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