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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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