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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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