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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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