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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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