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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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