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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Loki eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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