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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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