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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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