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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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