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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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