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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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