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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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