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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Millie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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