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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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