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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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