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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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