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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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