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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilma had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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